Saturday, August 31, 2013

Finding A Mentor


"The weak usually do not ask for help, so they stay weak." - Anonymous

One of the best things I did when starting my business was to search internet sites until I found the person who seemed in my opinion to be the most successful tutor in town, and ask if he was willing to have lunch with me. He gave me some great tips which I've already put to use.

We're two weeks into the school year and I'm already up to seven hours of tutoring per week. My goal of ten might be blown past!

We never learn by talking, only by listening. Looking for the right mouths is a healthy place to start.

Little Disappointments, Bigger Blessings

“We’d all be much happier if we magnified our blessings rather than our disappointments.” - Abraham Lincoln

A toothache is forcing me to eat out of the left side of my mouth - has been for over a month now. But you know, the dentist appointment is in less than two weeks and that left side is a blessing. Fully functional, no change in diet needed. And modern medicine will find a way to restore the right.


As Dona would say, carry on...

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

96 Year Old Man Writes Touching Farewell Song For Wife

Grab a Kleenex and have a listen!

McDonald Croons National Anthem At Cornbelters Game

A fervent campaign to advertise Joe McDonald's singing of the national anthem at last night's Normal Cornbelters game spared thousands of fans from arriving early enough to hear the amateur performance.

"Obviously we're pleased with the result," said team president Sergei Newberry with a sweeping gesture across the broad expanse of unoccupied seats.

"We were even able to persuade half of our staff to stay at home, which is normally an impossibility. But we actually had excess volunteers to take the night off. Most of them had been there when he sang on the fourth of July."

Most successful was the "Come to the Park After Dark" promotion, where fans who arrived after the first inning were entered into a grand prize drawing for a luxury Southern California condominium.

"Delay your cheers and save your ears!" exhorted radio commercials, which also included a sound bite of McDonald's prior performance set against background effects of rioting mobsters, howling dogs, women in labor and desperately hungry babies.

Security detail whisked the psesudo-singer through a private exit as dangerous objects rained down onto the field from those in attendance.

A Path To Godliness

"Knowing God leads to self-control. Self-control leads to patient endurance, and patient endurance leads to godliness."

That verse paraphrases the Bible's 2 Peter 5:6.

It's a compelling recipe. I have always found comfort in the idea of God's plan. Creation in the hands of a creator, whenever it may inconvenience me, puts responsibility upon God rather than the person or nature that may have been an instrument of pain. And I've found it difficult to get angry at God because of the avalanche of trust that's built through a million blessings, much more than any person could ever accumulate. That self-control of emotion, when I occasionally remember to realize it, leads to a deep reservoir of patience. Which may, in turn, spread peace to others and pay forward that gift.

Mini-Pyramid Of Success

The great coach and philosopher John Wooden had a diagram of his "pyramid of success." It contains 25 items, but I prefer 10 for my less powerful memory. Here they are:

Foundation (4 items):
- Industriousness: Careful planning followed by hard work.
- Enthusiasm: Truly enjoy what you are doing. It rubs off.
- Team Spirit: A genuine consideration for others. An eagerness to sacrifice personal interests of glory for the welfare of all.
- Perseverance: Resist temptations through determination and persistence.

The first two, industriousness and enthusiasm, are the cornerstones, which bear the most weight and therefore the most importance in a pyramid. The other two were confirmed by the research of management expert Jim Collins, who in his book Good to Great concluded that top leaders of some of America's most successful companies consistently had these two primary qualities.

2nd Tier (3 items):
- Self-Control: Practice self-discipline and keep emotions under control.
- Self-Improvement: Observe constantly. Stay open-minded. Be eager to improve.
- Self-Confidence: Respect without fear. Faith that success will come through any adversity.

Armed with the right attitude from the foundation, this tier focuses on improving the inner self for the good of the team.

3rd Tier (2 items):
- Condition: Mental, moral, and physical strength and endurance.
- Skill: Knowledge of and ability to properly and quickly execute the fundamentals.

This tier gets more specific. What kind of stamina, power, and peace of mind do you need to be in for your activity or general sense of well-being? What skills must be practiced toward perfection?

4th Tier:
- Competitive Greatness: Be at your best when your best is needed. Enjoy a difficult challenge.

The crown of the pyramid flows from the other blocks. Having put forth your best attitude, self-development, and specific training, you reach the peak of your abilities. The best you can be. You welcome the opportunity to employ it.

Monday, August 26, 2013

Her Foolproof Workout Motivation

"There will always be someone busier than you on a treadmill right now." - Kathy Kaehler, celebrity trainer

And, I would add, someone more tired and in worse shape.

Life: Simple, Uncluttered, Gradual

"I honestly get a little rush from getting rid of stuff. And that has replaced my desire for a shopper's high."

So says hoarder-turned-cleaner Aimee Heckel, who reached a personal breaking point and decided to let go of at least ten things every day for a year. Many were donated to charity. They ranged from spare plastic forks to old Halloween costumes.

Even if the floors and shelves of your home our constantly suitable for eating off of, the point is how strongly a person can change, even reverse, the course of life with a simple goal, determinedly followed, until it becomes an equally ingrained habit with its own pleasure center responses in your brain.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Some Body: The Week In Thanks

During church this morning it was easy to lead off the thank-you list for this week:

For parents who eventually corral their shrieking and dancing children, and for kids who just naturally behave.

The first week of tutoring in the lab at Heartland Community College was a graceful one. I gave a handful of commercials for the lab in different classrooms around campus, and on the second of my two weekly days I got to tutor my first walk-in students. The blessing was that both were actually fairly solid at math, and well-prepared to ask their questions; one had even hand-written a long list of math problems that she'd copied from her online course. I'm ready for a diverse range of students over the course of the semester, but this was a good easing in.

One of the HCC teachers whose classroom I presented in was absolutely enthusiastic, ought to be hired as a full-time promoter of the tutoring services. "Learn his name, learn his phone number, go see him. Repeat after me: It's free!" I was also fortunate to be in the lab with an experienced tutor. The college has national accreditation for its tutoring program, so I am learning a lot about the skill (an art, to be sure) of helping students become independent learners. I was able to watch him in action with students, one of whom was so originally frustrated that he stormed out of the lab. An hour later he came back, having had time to cool down, and had a successful session. It was impressive to watch him in action.

I've become an increasing fan of naps, especially mid-afternoon power naps. After a morning spent reading, working out, stretching and eventually lunching, I've found that popping on some SNL on Netflix and dozing off a while gives my body time to digest and prep for a productive evening. So thank you Mexico for sharing your siesta with the world.

Speaking of digestion, I read an article about the many millions (even billions) of moving parts that comprise this miraculous body of ours. Kidneys about the size of a computer mouse that regulate the flow of liquids through our body. Stomach filled with hydrochloric acid that steadily replaces its own lining to adjust. Our natural swallowing reflex that prevents food and drink from slipping down into our lungs or up into our nasal cavity. And skin that regulates heat for all occasions.

I was lucky to grow up rooting for the Chicago Bulls just as Michael Jordan joined the team. The best player in basketball history just happened to play during my formative years and for my favorite team. I tell people that those six championships have satisfied my lifetime hunger. I can still die a happy man if the Cubs never win the Series while I'm on the planet.

Funny people, and laughter in general, are such a gift. Isn't it possible that we'd live in a world where everything was serious? But it's not. We can look easily nearby and find humor that gives our system a good workout. Authors, comedians, mimes, mascots... God love 'em all.

I've been having lunch with several of my State Farm friends during the last few weeks. And tonight we meet a new group of acquaintances from Eastview church at State Farm Park for a Sunday picnic.

We still have a third of summer left! Minimal wardrobe needs, breezy drives with the windows down. Lots of sunshine, little rain. Good times worth savoring while they last.

God gave me a head for figures and for Excel spreadsheets, both of which are coming in handy to analyze NCHS basketball stats this week. Everyone wins.

Finally, as I've honored through a couple of posts this week, we Americans all have our soldiers to thank for the blanket of protection and freedom that they provide, many under circumstances we'll never have to face due to their courage.

Wife Surprised By Soldier Husband's Return On Wheel Of Fortune

Go Find Your Own Vice!

"Your generation needs everything to be about you, and that's very upsetting to us Baby Boomers because self-absorption is sort of our thing." - Stephen Colbert, speaking to students at the University of Virginia

The Case For Ancestry.com

Two psychologists at Emory University surveyed many families by using a simple, 20 question scale.

Do you know where your grandparents grew up? 
Do you know where your mom and dad went to high school? 
Do you know about an illness or something really terrible that happened in your family?

Then they compared the children's results with those of a battery of psychological tests they had also completed.

Those who scored higher on the "Do You Know?" scale showed a strong correlation with those who had a sense of control over their lives, personal self-esteem, and degree to which they felt their family functioned.

Corporate management experts have found similar results: that companies which reinforce their core identity.

Why? The theory is that people exposed to such situations have a stronger connection with something bigger than themselves.

In the same way that spiritual life can provide a broader sense of meaning, perhaps it's time to give the parents a call or plug into ancestry.com to start bracing that inner core of confidence.

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Will Walk For Work

Jhaqueil Reagan, 18, set off for a job interview some 10 miles away.

It was a freezing-cold February morning in slushy conditions.

He was walking. He had to.

His mother had passed away two years earlier, leaving him as the sole caregiver for his two younger siblings.

He was desperate for a regular paycheck.

Still, after three hours he'd covered only three miles.

He stopped off briefly at a Cajun restaurant to ask for directions from owner Art Bouvier.

Bouvier gave him what he needed, also directing him to the bus station.

Fifteen minutes later, he caught up to Reagan, who had resumed walking. He had no money for the bus.

Bouvier drove him to the interview, which mattered little.

The next day, he hired him.

"This is the kind of kid I want working for me," he said. "It's been a while since I've met someone so young with a work ethic like that!"

The media got wind of the story, and the publicity has driven enough business to the store to lead to the opening of a second restaurant.

These days, Reagan takes the bus to work.

"I like greeting people with a smile on my face," he says.

Little Girl's Heartmelting Reaction To Soldier Dad's Surprise Return Home

"It Was Something That Needed To Be Done"

Chuck Rees of Orange County saw smoke rising in the distance as he and his wife sat at a cafe. He leaped into action. Bystanders had already called 911 and knocked on the door with no response. That wasn't good enough for Chuck. He squeezed through a fence, scaled a six-foot high cinder block wall, pounded on a side door to wake the disbelieving resident inside, and led her and her dog outside to safety minutes before the house was engulfed in flames. Then he sped off without leaving his name for authorities (his mother-in-law who was also with them is the one who shared the story).

"It was something that needed to be done," Rees explained of his heroism.

Baseball Is Not A Sport

Please, I beg of you: Go to the link below and laugh until your chewing tobacco flies out of your mouth.

http://explodingunicorn.blogspot.com/2012/09/baseball-is-not-sport.html

Tutoring Quote Of The Day

"Joe....you have been the perfect tutor for my son!!! Thanks FOR EVERYTHING!!!"

I've really come to enjoy working with home schooled students. I've found them to be curious and self-assured people. But math can be especially hard to self-study, without someone to bounce questions or interpretations against. Since home schooling has no "school year" per se, it also helps fill in the summer nicely.

www.bntutor.com

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

My Love Language

A popular concept presented to me by Gary Smalley talked about 5 "love languages" - those means of communicating love to others, or more accurately, those categories of gestures that mean the most to others when received.

When Dena and I went through the program, my top one was easily encouragement (others include gifts, physical touch, quality time, etc.). She speaks to me in many of these ways, but today I received some from another friend:
  
"Thanks for helping out – you are making a huge difference!!!"
  
And yesterday, from another:

"I strongly agree with you."

I suppose it's why I tend to give so much out myself - it's tremendously energizing to some, and in the spirit of the golden rule, I do unto others. Hopefully you find ways to share those languages with those who value them the most.

A Stern Lesson In Humility

"His capacity for self-deprecation was just one of his many strengths. he was very good at never trying to make people think he was throwing his weight around (especially when he was) or that he was taking credit for things he had not in fact accomplished - or, for that matter, for things he had." - David Halberstam, on NBA commissioner David Stern

To take blame and give credit... the hallmark of a respected leader.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

"Familiar" Refrain: The Week In Thanks

On Sunday the priest made a comment about returning to that which is familiar to us. How true that is, in one sense. It's easy to cling to the familiar and mock the unfamiliar. At the same time, it's easy to lose sight of how fortunate I am for the familiar, the reliable.

For example, I enjoy the songs sung during Mass each week. Most, if not all, are uplifting and speak of promise and love. Subtly, even subliminally, these ideas seep into the spirit through the ears. The band by now is a year's worth of familiar - mutually caring and talented people who make each other better, and by extension, the entire congregation of hundreds each week.

I still get my hair cut at the same shop I first walked into 19 years ago. Whichever stylist is free is the one who works on me, I've never been picky. So by now, they all know about my adventures in singing, teaching, coaching and acting, to name a few.

The aches of a fortysomething are familiar. Not to be celebrated in and of themselves... but by now there are few surprises. I've learned to manage the old standbys when they pop up, and to react with a grain of salt whenever there's a new one (such as last May's kidney stone). Learning to live with pain brings its own comfort.

Many weekend afternoons I'm joined by several neighbors around the pool. Likewise we've shared the dramas and comedies of daily life while soaking in some vitamin D. We pass with waves and smiles whenever we see each other in the driveway. We bake cookies and share rafts with each other. Communal living is the bomb.

I walked through ISU toward the math department to fill out an application as a private tutor. It just so happened to be on move-in day. Swarms of nervous teens and fatigued parents wound around the base of Watterson Towers. To them the campus is a strange land; to me, home to several of my favorite memories.

Dena and I reminisced of our dating years by watching the Tom Hanks movie "That Thing You Do." It reminded me too of how gifted we are to have Hollywood in our country. Where other nation provides this stream of entertainment? We're a net exporter of fine films. The rest of the world swims in our wake.

Math is familiar. I'm blessed that it recalls as readily as it does. It's given me a new path, laid root to the dream, helps me to impact people positively.

Heartland Community College is new yet familiar, but so far has proved to be reliable as it was years ago.

Finally, there's the "family" in "familiar" as we celebrated Dena's birthday...

... how the house smells like coffee, candles, chocolate and (less exuberantly) rhubarb on many days of the week.
... how she resets the alarm clock for me in the morning after she gets up and about.
... how she brings her brightest smile to anyone who needs comfort.
... how she consistently hunts down the funniest cards for special occasions.
... how we search each other out for a cheery "hello" whenever each other enters the house.
... how she transformed a dreary bachelor pad into a pallet of tasteful decor.
... and most of all, how she fills our days with kisses and hugs.

Love and thanks are in the air, and familiarly so!

Where Are You Goaling? Oops!

Killer Good Looks

"Make me look good," Michael Jordan said during his career to Nike advertising man Jim Riswold during a photography shoot.

"Michael," Riswold said, "I could shoot you pushing little ladies into onrushing cars in the middle of downtown traffic or throwing puppies into boiling water and you'd still look good."

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Better Riches

A young entrepreneur was offered $1 million for his company back in 1960. He loved the company. Would the money be worth it? He made a list of what was really important to him.

1. Have a feeling, when I'm 80, of a life well-spent.
2. Stay mentally sane and have self-respect and dignity, and not be lonely.
3. Enjoy good health.
4. Get a big charge from what I'm doing.
5. Have freedom and some peace of mind.
6. Be free of feelings of injustice done to me.
7. Have enough money to help with all the above.
8. Be free of disappointment.
9. Be confident but not egotistical.
10. Avoid the trap of a large estate.
11. Make my own decisions and plan my own time.

He turned down the money. Now he's 91. He's reached his list. Good call.

Friday, August 16, 2013

Michael Jordan's First Collegiate Basket

Hauling Rocks

"I don't haul rocks."

The software instructor dropped that line into a stream of explanation about how students or teachers can be resistant to new technology in the classroom.

Keen advice.

Rocks weigh you down. So much so that when you have them, it's easy to sling them around.

Why not just skip the rocks altogether?

Opportunity Received

In college Tom Brady was in a spirited battle for the starting quarterback job.

An assistant athletic director told him the story of Desmond Howard, the struggling wide receiver who several years earlier felt victimized by QB Elvis Grbac's slightly off-target throws. Harden told Howard to view it instead as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off his elite receiving skills. And now he related the story to Brady.

"That clicked for me. It's like... when they make it the hardest, and you still overcome it, that's the best opportunity."


Playing On

"If you really want to play deep into your 30s and 40s, you can. But it takes effort, it takes sacrifice, it takes changing your lifestyle." - strength coach Alex Guerrero

In my 20s I thought little about stretching, about how much I drank, about how much protein I consumed, about muscle mass. I didn't have to.

Then the body starts calling for a tune-up. Knees creak, back tightens, shoulders complain, toes ache, eyes strain. Hydration, rest, posture, balance, fruits, and flexibility become daily partners. And tomorrow's jump shots, spider dribbles, and fast breaks continue to flow.

Good Summer


Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Pistol Pete Maravich Top 10 Plays

This guy could do some shocking things with a basketball in his hands.


Monday, August 12, 2013

My New Office With A Window

August 8 was the date that State Farm had scheduled to move me into a windowed office.

I found one that I like even better!


The work's more interesting, the hours are more flexible, the pay's more than enough, the dress code's more casual, and my boss and I think amazingly alike. I can even control the thermostat, and have a fridge and couch nearby.

Living the dream!

Tutoring Quote Of The Day

"I PASSED JOE I PASSED [my actuarial exam]! Thanks for all the help this summer Joe I'm glad it finally paid off!"

Firefighter Flash Mob: Stayin' Alive

It starts out funny, but does have a good message at the end for us non-dancing potential saviors!

Pray For An End To War

"Let us pray for an end to war..."

When I heard those words from the priest's lips on Sunday, as an American, my natural reaction was to think of armed conflicts in Afghanistan, the Middle East, and other locations where men are killing each other.

Yet true world peace goes far beyond that. And in a way, it empowers us to be part of the cause.

What wars, what conflict, what struggles do we fight today?

Will we ambushed by the temptation to wrong another? To mock him, slander him, steal credit or possessions from him, hide something important from him?

Will we battle ourselves? Surrender to the sensations of exhaustion, anger, impatience, gluttony? And thereby to destroy our body slowly by stress, inactivity, calories?

Soldiers have a heightened awareness of their situation, which drives their success. And though our lives are endangered on an infinitely smaller scale, we strengthen ourselves nonetheless against the relentless pursuits of natural enemies by being mindful of ourselves and building our reserves of love, humility, patience and persistence. A little prayer wouldn't hurt either.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Red Tassel Mortar Board: The Week In Thanks

When I woke up this morning, probably at the tail end of some dream that didn't fully register into my memory, a song from my college days was looping in my head:

"Thy ideals, Pi Sigma Alpha, we are e-e-e-e-ver striving toward..."

It's the official theme song of the Red Tassel/Mortar Board honor society.

When I think about gifts to be thankful for in my life, I can count the fact that RTMB was an academically prestigious club to gain membership in. GPA requirements, leadership requirements... in order to be one of the 40 applicants accepted you needed to be voted in by a certain quota of the entire membership. I imagine it's like rushing a fraternity, if being a goody-two-shoes was cool.

So besides gratitude for having a brain wired for strong grades, a lot of touch points spin off here.

RTMB was also one of the groups where I was elected to office (Vice President) after the candidates were required to give a "campaign speech." Whether or not I actually deserved it, those moments helped lay the foundation of confidence.

I was introduced to the "teams challenge course" for the first time, out at the scenic East Bay Camp at the north end of town. We spent a Saturday doing a series of fun activities specifically designed to force us to work together as a team to solve physical challenges. To this day I remember hoisting each other up through an old tire hanging at chest level, figuring out how to manipulate paint cans using ropes but not hands, and other things that look like they have nothing to do with leadership as I type them.

Mortar Board was one of the final affirmations of my journey from coasting high school student to accomplished college student (and by extension, to successful business owner today). God flipped on a motivational switch in me just in time to fire up the circuitry of an achiever.

And yet these more superficial things are not the reasons that I smiled as the song rolled between my mind's ears this morning.

It was who was singing them.

Musically, the song had a measure or two in there that sounded uncannily like part of "Silent Night." This fact quickly became much more interesting than the rest of the tune to my friends and roommates B.J. Floyd, Chris Lundeen, and Ryan Short. The new rendition went like this:

"Thy ideals Pi Sigma Alpha we are e-e-e-e-ver striding toward... and STA-A-A-Y by my cra-a-a-DLE 'til MOR-ning is NIGH!!"

Whenever we sang this in the condo years later, we were sing-snorting by the end. Whenever it was played with all sincerity during club meetings, the revised verse submitted them into near-giggles (giggling now... excuse me... ok, good to go). Which is undoubtedly the reason why I can't begin to recall the song's actual lyrics, which were surely inspiring, virtuous, and unrelated to myrrh.

The healing and energizing power of humor - clever, physical, goofy or whatever style tickles your personality - is one of the great treasures of all my closest friends through the years.

May this week be filled with more glorious sunshine of an unusually temperate central Illinois August, with the inspiration to work hard to be your individual best, with surroundings that spring laughter from the deepest places inside you, and as always, with a fountain of peaceful thankful thoughts.

Friday, August 9, 2013

17 Hours A Week

Tom Brady is one of the most successful professional quarterbacks of our generation. And every week, in addition to his mandatory hours of practice and exercise, he watches 17 hours of game film. Studying opponents. And more importantly, studying himself.

A person who is both a driven competitor and a driven learner is an unstoppable success. If we spent 17 hours a week focused on improving our situation, how high could we go?

Hone Your Compliments

From Men's Health:

Hearing praise from your significant other helps both of you continue to present your best selves, even for long-term relationships. "[He or] she may subconsciously put in extra effort to sync up with your compliment," says Gary Lewandowslki, Ph.D. Giving specific praise also puts you in the habit of seeeing and appreciating him or her in the moment, as they truly are.

A-Rod Also Fails Driving, Eye, Math Tests

Within days of Major League Baseball's announcement of a historic 211-game suspension for 3rd baseman Alex Rodriguez, similar punishments were handed out by other governing bodies due to cheating and obstruction.

Rodriguez was cited for illegal use of performance-enhancing drugs, as well as obstruction of baseball's investigation into the Biogenesis lab which serviced several major leaguers.

The National Optometrist Association, in its investigation, obtained witness and forensic evidence that Rodriguez had memorized the eye chart during annual exams prior to the doctor entering the room, dating back to 2001.

"It's a shame," said Rodriguez's optometrist Fuzzy Peepers. "His natural vision was elite. He had no reason to feel insecure about his chances of passing the test."

The association issued Rodriguez a 211-day ban from having his eyes tested, contact lenses replaced, or buying more stylish frames.

The State of Florida revoked Rodriguez's drivers license Monday, after video surveillance caught him copying his written exam answers from a nearby applicant, and bribing a homeless man to take the driving portion of the test for him by wearing a false name tag. During the investigation Rodriguez denied that it had been his idea for the man to wear the name tag.

In a controversial move, the state also forbade Rodriguez from carpooling, golf carts, roller coasters and riding lawn mowers during his 211-day sentence.

The National Council of Mathematics reduced the notorious former slugger to a grade of zero after uncovering math test cheat sheets used as early as 1982. Despite the player's denials, the handwriting from the sheets was determined to be a match with the phrase "by the way teachr i did not cheat on this test" scrawled below his name on the exam.

NCM decreed that, should Rodriguez resume baseball activities, he will be prohibited from compiling statistics, wearing a uniform number, or looking at the scoreboard for 211 games.

Marching Band Forms Human Stick Figure At Football Game

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Myths And Truths: How Much Water You Need

By Dimity McDowell, Yahoo! Health:
 
Myth: Drink 8 glasses of water per day
 
Truth: You do need a healthy dose of hydration daily, but how much is an individual thing. "The eight glasses a day is totally arbitrary," says Susan Yeargin, Ph.D., assistant professor of athletic training at the University of South Carolina. "Everybody, especially athletes, has different needs." The Institute of Medicine guidelines are more specific, recommending 91 ounces per day for women and 120 for men. But the institute notes that "the vast majority of healthy people adequately meet their hydration needs by letting thirst be their guide."

Myth: Pee clear to be hydrated
 
Truth: Clear urine is a bit excessive. "As long as it is a pale yellow, like lemonade, you're hydrated," says Yeargin. If it's completely clear, it just means you're full to the brim; what's going in is coming out. On the other hand, if your pee is the color of apple juice or darker, or particularly smelly, you need to drink up.

Myth: Caffeine dehydrates you
 
Truth: While caffeine provides a performance-boosting edge, it also acts as a diuretic, right? Not exactly. "Recent research shows that caffeine doses between 250 and 300 milligrams -- about two cups of coffee -- will minimally increase urine output for about three hours after consuming it," says Yeargin, "But the research also shows that exercise seems to negate those effects. If you run within one to two hours of drinking coffee, you don't pee more." Most likely, during exercise, blood flow shifts toward your muscles and away from your kidneys, so urine output isn't affected, Yeargin explains. In addition, if you always have a latte in the morning or a soda at lunch, your body is acclimated to the caffeine, so its effect, on both your physiology and performance, is minimal.

Myth: Thirst is a poor hydration tool
 
Truth: Thirst is definitely a very strong predictor of hydration needs -- and some experts would argue it's the only one you need. "Our thirst mechanism is pretty accurate," says Yeargin. "But it's always a good idea to have some other methods to ensure you're hydrated." Knowing your sweat rate is one way to track your needs, particularly for long runs, says Doug Casa, Ph.D., professor of kinesiology at the University of Connecticut and COO of the Korey Stringer Institute. To calculate your sweat rate, weigh yourself naked before and after an hour run. Keep track of how many ounces you consume during the run and factor that into your calculation postrun. Every pound you lose translates to about 16 ounces of fluid. "Your goal isn't to match your sweat rate," says Casa, "but you should try to get as close as is comfortably possible. For some runners, that may mean replacing two-thirds of the fluid they sweat during the run." He adds that you shouldn't try to consume more fluids than you've lost.

Myth: Pure water is the best hydration
 
Truth: Although water is a great way to hydrate, it may not be the best choice in all situations. For an easy, hour-long run on a coolish day, sipping water is fine. But if you're running 10 miles on an August morning and are a salty sweater (you have white salt streaks on your face or clothes postrun), you need to ingest some sodium as well. "Salt helps you retain water," says Yeargin. "You're less likely to pee it out." A sports drink, such as Gatorade, and water enhanced with electrolytes, like Nuun, are good options; taking high-dose salt tabs before a run is less so. "There's no way to 'preload' with sodium to negate sodium loss," says Yeargin. "You just pee out anything you don't use."

Myth: You can't drink too much

Truth: "You absolutely can drink too much," says Casa, "and it can be deadly." Too much water can cause symptomatic hyponatremia, a condition where the sodium levels in the blood become dangerously low. Although Casa estimates that fewer than one percent of marathoners develop symptomatic hyponatremia, certain groups are more prone to it, including smaller runners; those who finish marathons in more than four hours; and those who do a significant amount of walking and running in cooler weather (when your sweat rate isn't as intense as it is on warm days). "For recreational runners, the best way to prevent hyponatremia is to listen to your thirst," says Casa.

Myth: Drinking lots of water is a good way to "detox"

Truth: "There is no evidence that excess water makes your body more clean," says Dr. Stanley Goldfarb, M.D., a professor of medicine in the Renal, Electrolyte, and Hypertension Division at the University of Pennsylvania's Perelman School of Medicine. "If anything, drinking too much water can slightly impair the ability of the kidneys to filter blood." He adds that the only people who should drink more water with a focus on their kidneys are those who have had kidney stones.


The Perfect Time To Die

"People always say, 'He died penniless,' as if it's a terrible thing. Sounds like good timing to me." - Al Clethen

3 Tips For Muscle

These were my favorite from a list in Men's Health Magazine:

1. Take a nap. "Napping reduces the stress hormone cortisol and promotes muscle-building growth hormone," says W. Christopher Winter. "Taking a nap, even for just 15 minuts, creates an environment in your body that builds muscle and burns fat." If you're surrounded by gentle, ambient noise (I like to think that an episode of Saturday Night Live is "ambient"), it can help you nod off faster.

2. Mobilize your legs. "If you don't take the time to work your hips, ankles, and glutes throughout the day, you'll be too tight to lift properly when you eventually hit the gym," says another source. To loosen up, squat until your glutes nearly touch your heels; grab the edge of your desk for balance if you need to. Hold that position for 45 seconds, and then stand back up. Repeat three times.

3. Kill the lights. Go to sleep now - and again at this time tomorrow night, and the night after that, and the night after that. Bed time consistency is crucial for weight control, say researchers in Japan. "And failing to sleep at least eight hours a night slows your metabolism and increases your hunger throughout the day," says Dr. Winter.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Ups, Downs and Sames: The Week In Thanks

Most things in life are temporary, and as a fortysomething it's been a good time to enjoy some of those things that become more noticeably so.

Like a moderately-sized waistline.

Eyesight that can read a magazine up close.

Hair that hasn't yet seeped into the drain.

Knees that can do squats.

Shoulders that can hoist dumbbells.

Real teeth.

Skin without age spots, wrinkles, warts, moles or new hair.

A single chin.

Voice that can hit the high notes and doesn't warble.

Sports without aspirin.

It's a good time to celebrate those things that will mostly stay the same:

Straight nose.

Bright blue eyes.

High arches.

Strong, steadily beating heart.

Sense of humor.

Math and teaching skill.

Family.

And to think excitedly about those things that will likely increase:

Money in the bank.

Blog posts.

Friends.

Memories.

Students helped.

Years retired.

Basketball wins.

Books read.

Laughs.

Patience.
Wisdom.

Love for Dena.

I was reminded this week of how tremendous it feels to know that you've made a difference for someone.

Subbing in as lead vocalist at church so that Jenny and Sean could travel.

Creating a plan as facilitator of Leadership McLean County.

Arranging a meeting to upgrade the interior design of the basketball facilities.

Surprise notes from a former student and a former co-worker thanking me for how I've helped them.

Running an errand to help the condo association's pool pass its state inspection.

Filling up Dena's gas tank for her.

A note from Jack about being "hilarious."

Visiting Mom.

And of course, the stream of light-bulb moments that my students have when unlocking a stubborn problem together. It's the best kind of addiction there is.


No Drain, No Gain

"This shirt is light gray. Let's see how dark we can get it." - B.J. Gaddour, physical trainer

Or another good one, that sweat is pain leaving the body. Few things make a workout feel as complete as a pounding heart or drenched shirt. It can turn a stiff, listless morning into a revved-up day and night. It's psychological candy.

(It does require a shower.)


Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Creatively Loud

In a 2012 study it was found that creative thinking peaked when the noise in the room was at 70 decibels. In other words, when your brain is slightly distracted, you think more broadly.

How loud is 70 dB? Think vacuum cleaner, or car traveling 65 mph from 25 feet away. Not when balancing the checkbook, but when planning for that next vacation or devising your retirement or dream job.

Good-Time Charlie

"People just see him as a good-time Charlie, which he is." - Dusty Baker, about Bronson Arroyo

The lanky Arroyo is a successful major-league baseball pitcher. But that's not what defines him. He's also a stringy-haired raspy-voiced rock singer in his own band.

I think that people who have multiple interests in life find more emotional stability. It's like a financial hedge of risk - when one aspect of life is flagging, others can step up winningly.

It's a thought worth harboring when out among the occasional choppy waters of the day. No matter what, it's been a pretty good day.

Monday, August 5, 2013

10 Things That Slow Your Metabolism

Here's one reason. For the rest, go to Yahoo! Health:

http://health.yahoo.net/articles/weight-loss/photos/10-things-slow-your-metabolism#0

Another reason to drink your milk: Calcium plays a key role in regulating your fat metabolism, which determines whether you burn calories or store them as fat. A diet that's high in calcium could help you burn more fat, according to research conducted at the Nutrition Institute at the University of Tennessee at Knoxville.

How To Cut A Player From A Team With Respect

McDonald Hired As Heartland Community College Math Tutor

Good news in the mail today!

"Dear Joe,

Thank you for applying for a position at Heartland Community College’s Tutoring Services.  Your credentials, interview, and references were most impressive, and we are pleased to be able to offer you a position for the Fall 2013 Semester."

Bloomington-Normal Math Tutoring

Jason's Greatest Piece Of Investing Advice



I've heard it a million times: "Individual investors can't beat the market, so they shouldn't even bother trying." Or, "The stock market is too risky." Or my personal favorite, straight from the comments section of a recent Wall Street Journal article on how to teach your children about investing: "[S]tay out of the stock market it is rigged against you." 
It can be different 
While I do get that there's trepidation on the part of many who have been burned by the market before, it doesn't have to be that way. In fact, I'm teaching my 8- and 7-year-old daughters how to invest, and they're getting a big kick out of it. They've been investing for over a year now, and as it stands they're beating the market by more than 5.5 percentage points! Forget investing wisely; I'm talking about investing Foolishly.

Of course, I play a role in helping my girls choose what stocks they want to buy. But they make the final call. We talk about the various companies that play roles in our lives and we consider the ones that they would feel good about owning essentially indefinitely. I give them a list of four finalists based on conversations we have together and they come to an agreement and make the pick. Then we buy. And then we get on with life.

Oh, to be young again 
The beauty of starting them at this age is that their interest and knowledge is in fact limited, which means they're never incessantly twiddling their thumbs over an earnings miss or why same-store sales are down. They don't care! They just think it's cool that they're part-owners of these businesses that play a part in our everyday lives. Take a look at their portfolio holdings and it starts to make sense:
  • Management reported that Apple's (NASDAQ: AAPL  ) gross margin was down almost 600 basis points from the same quarter last year. They also reported the strongest June quarter revenue ever in the company's history.
  • Scale is starting to really pay off for the king of coffee. For the most recent quarter, Starbucks (NASDAQ: SBUX  ) reported a record operating margin of 16.4%, which resulted in record operating income of $615 million.
  • The Lone Ranger was a flop. With a budget of around $250 million, it's only brought in $86 million to date. But Walt Disney's (NYSE: DIS  ) movie segment only accounts for a little more than 7% of annual operating income; I think Disney will survive.
  • Nike (NYSE: NKE  ) just reached $10 billion in annual North American sales for the first time ever. Even more impressive, it's closing in on the $4 billion mark in emerging markets. Nike is ubiquitous with sports all around the world, plain and simple.
  • Under Armour (NYSE: UA  ) is still a small company when compared to the Swoosh, but it's growing like gangbusters. In fact, this most recent quarter marked the 15th consecutive quarter in which apparel grew at least 20%, and the 13th straight in which total revenue grew better than 20%.
It's all about perspectiveOf all the great investing advice I've gotten in my life, it all comes back to this: If you want to be an investor and truly maximize your chances of growing your wealth significantly over time, then you need to see yourself as a part-owner of the business(es) in which you are investing and proceed accordingly. You need to be thinking about the future. Not next week or next quarter. I'm talking years. It's not perfect by any means, but investing with this mentality can yield some impressive results. Consider how all five of these companies have fared over the last seven years in relation to the S&P 500:
UA Total Return Price Chart

Of course, the past doesn't predict the future. But by the same token, there are good reasons these companies' stock prices have done so well over the course of time. And if there's one thing Foolish investing has taught me, it's that many of the winners tend to keep winning over time. So when you find those winners, well, you need to hitch your wagon to those stars and enjoy the ride.

The Foolish bottom line 
I don't believe for a second that the stock market is a rigged, untenable game. I'm convinced the folks who do are the ones who need our Foolish advice the most. I'm sure I'll continue to hear people say that the stock market is too risky, and that's a shame. The truth of the matter is, the greater risk is not learning how to invest Foolishly and being a part of it.


Millions of Americans have waited on the sidelines since the market meltdown in 2008 and 2009, too scared to invest and put their money at further risk. Yet those who've stayed out of the market have missed out on huge gains and put their financial futures in jeopardy.