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I'm going to be performing in Calvary United Methodist Church's skits for their vacation Bible school this year. The theme is agriculture, meaning that my character will likely be dressed as a farmer. I grew up across the road from a farm, until they bulldozed it for a subdivision 25 years ago. I own no boots, straw hats, baggy overalls or generally anything that one would wear out in the dirt, except softball cleats. Ideas and donations are welcome!