If Your Doctor Was Seuss

From the Would You Rather book... would you rather have Dr. Seuss as your doctor or your boss?

You've got six months to live:

Your heart is a-pumping
Your heart is a-popping
But one year in half
Your heart will be stopping
It'll clonk, it'll clank
It'll cloink, it'll clunk
And then your body will fall
Just like that - kerplunk!
And you'll be tossed in the ground
With all sorts of junk.

Terrible First Sentences For A Novel

From the "Would You Rather" book...

"Barney stood proudly in his lemon-peel pants."

"She was all ligaments."

"Before going in, Larry put his underpants over his fist."

"The sun set downward."

Would You Rather, Part 2

Would you rather... be stuck on a stalled bus with forlorn accountants or nosy pirates?

Would You Rather, Part 1

Dena got this book based on the game "Would You Rather," where you face impossible choices! You must first choose, and then explain your reasoning.

Would you rather... have the heart rate of John McCain, or the blink rate of John McCain?