Dr. Friendly is a non-certified medical amateur, whose advice column appears exclusively in Hidden Blog.
Dr. Friendly,
Over lunch yesterday I was putting lemon in my tea, and some juice squirted into my wife's eye. How is this my fault? No one can predict these things. They've got a mind of their own. What, I'm supposed to stop drinking tea?
Sour Husband
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Sour,
Next time, just shield the lemon with your hand while you squeeze. If you need two hands to squeeze a lemon, then hit the weight room. Or I'm sure your wife could manage it.
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