A blind man travels to Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed.
"Wow, this bed is big!"
"Everything is big in Texas," says the bellhop.
Later, the man goes downstairs and orders a drink; a mug is placed between his hands.
"Wow, these drinks are big!"
The bartender replies, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a few drinks, the blind man asks where the bathroom is located. The bartender says, "The second door to the right."
The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and he falls in.
Scared to death, he shouts, "Don't flush! Don't flush!"
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