From Reader's Digest:
A cop pulls over an elderly man for driving too slowly.
"Officer, what's wrong?" I was going the speed limit, 22 miles an hour," says the old man.
"Sir, that's the route number," says the officer. Just then, he notices the man's wife in the passenger seat. Her eyes are bulging, and she's as white as a ghost. "What's wrong with her?"
"Oh, she'll be all right. We just got off Route 188."
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