As Super Tuesday elections came closer to certifying the Republican party presidential candidate, it was also a day of affirmation for the campaign of First Lady Dena McDonald.
Seeking a fifteenth term of office beginning March 21, the talented graphic designer was out in public sporting a fresh, more shortly-styled hairdo and the confident smile of a woman unopposed in every previous tally.
In this week's polling of eligible voters, her approval rating edged from 99.4 to 99.9% following an extremely strong showing as nursemaid for her flu-ridden husband.
"I wish I could remember my own name," he added with glassy eyes while slurping down another chocolate pudding Dena bought him at the store. "But oh yeah you betcha, I approve the thing you said."
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