Cookie Momster

"But I have to say I enjoy adulthood. In enjoy the fact that now, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie. Okay? I have three cookies or four cookies or eleven cookies if I want. What was the big deal with the cookies? 'Not before dinner.' 'Not too many.' 'You've had enough.' 'Not now.' Well, now I'm a grown-up, give me the cookies! many times I will intentionally ruin my entire appetite. Beyond recognition. Then I call my mother up right after it to tell her. 'Hello, Mom? I just ruined my entire appetite... cookies.' So what if I ruin it? See, as adults we understand, even if you ruin an appetite, there's another appetite coming right behind it. I see no danger in running out of appetites." - Jerry Seinfeld