Monday, July 6, 2009

Hapless Job Seeker, Part 1

From Readers' Digest:

This is a string of actual blunders made by job seekers.

Dear Sir or Madam:

"I am sure you have looked through several resumes with the same information about work experience, education, and references. I am not going to give you any of that stuff."

"I would love to interview for the position of (insert job title here). If you grant me an interview for (insert job title here), I feel confident you'll see why I'm the right person for the job."

"My mother delivered me without anesthesia, so I have an IQ of 146 and can therefore learn anything."

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