Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Suspicious Meeting Fuels Rumors In Galva, Illinois

A congregation of outsiders interrogated Galva, Illinois resident Evelyn Gibson for nearly three hours Monday evening, mystifying locals ahead of bingo night.

Some sort of second-hand six-passenger vehicle rolled up to Gibson's quaint home at 5:00, luring her off of the humid porch and into the front seat before winding toward the Corner Table Cafe.

"The six of 'em surrounded her in the back corner," said Violet the server. "She couldn't go nowhere if she'd wanted to."

It was unclear whether or not Gibson's companions were prior acquaintances, despite the inferences from the ringleaders that there was a relationship.

"They kept sayin' stuff making it sound like she was the old guy's mom, but that makes as much sense as men on Mars," Violet continued. "Evy couldn't be ten years older than his wife."

Snippets of conversation appeared to cover her distant past. She was shown several old photos and alternately lectured and grilled about them in menacing tones, according to the server.

"One of those goons was six and a half feet of muscle if he was an inch. She's eighty-three years old. They made her talk nearly the whole time. What nerve!"

More than two hours into the episode Gibson launched a glass of ice water at her captors, but eventually they wrested away a prized family photo from her and whisked her into the vehicle.

After dropping her off at home, she ran inside and closed the door behind her. The vehicle proceeded to drive in a wild circle through nearby cornfields before careening out of town.

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