Wednesday, December 18, 2013

WHV: Scripture Quotes

"Blessed are the lowly, for they shall stay out of my way." - Jesus

"Blessed are the downtrodden, for they shall make me feel undeniably superior." - Jesus

"Blessed are the downtrodden, for they shall keep property taxes low." - Jesus

"Would you offer your brother a loaf of bread and then give him a snake? I sure as hell would." - Elijah

(Walker Hall Version, various citations)

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