Just Your Sub-Average Guy

Saw these figures quoted as describing the "average guy." I've placed them alongside the dimensions of a local sub-average guy.

Attribute                       Average Guy               Sub-Average Guy

Height                          5'9"                              5'10"

Weight                         175 lb                           155 lb

Body Fat                      15%                              10%

Upper Arm (flexed)     14.5"                             13"

The sub-average guy needs to find a way to add 20 pounds, half of it fat, and 1.5 inches of it on each arm.

Aren't pizzas like half-fat? He can just buy one for each meal, put it at the top of the stairs, and push himself up to the top using only his arms. And if his vertebrae compress by an inch in the process, so much the better.