Friday, December 2, 2011

Friday's One-Liners

If mummies are from egypt,then from where are daddies from?
Should vegetarians attend meetings?
If you mix flour, water and salt you get glue.
If you add eggs, baking powder and oil, you get cake.
Where does the glue go?
If breaks are meant to be slow... then why do they call it "breakfast"?
How can the cemetry raise it's burial costs and blame it on the price of living?
Why do they leave out the letter b on "Garage Sale" signs?
Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?
Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
Why do they have ear piercing while you wait?
Is there some shop where you can drop them off and pick them up later?

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