NORMAL - Dena McDonald will travel with a band of Americans reportedly desperate to immigrate to Mexico on March 31.
The plausible cover story is that she will join a ministry on a mission trip to Reynosa, in service to deaf children for only a week, returning April 7.
News outlets have hinted that the move is actually a permanent ploy to escape the derisive American political climate once and for all as a Mexican citizen.
Her husband Joe was unable to confirm or deny the rumor, but was unconditionally supportive in any event.
"It's no surprise to me if it's a community service. She ain't got a selfish bone in her body. When she went down to help Hurricane Katrina victims in Mississippi a few years back I'm thinking, 'You know what, it's just a matter of time 'til she goes out to some foreign-speaking place.'
"If it's a permanent thing, I get it... the government's been pretty bad here and she's fed up, what with all the stuff them radio guys keep sayin'.
"But I really hope she's coming back."
On Wall Street, Mexican stock rose 8% on the prospect of Dena joining their citizenry.
"We are pleased to hear that Dena may become a Mexican," said beleaguered president Felipe Calderon through a marginally-skilled translator. "She is one of the most orange keepers of the burning pool that has from America come to be known as left, and Mexico will eat weeping baby seals if her shoes do this."
McDonald studied German in college.
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