By Frank Johnston:
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spy some surfers. The younger one licks his lips and makes a beeline for them.
"Just a minute," says his father, stopping him.
"First we swim around them with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they do.
"Now we swim around them a few times with all our fins showing."
And they do.
"Now we eat everybody."
When they are both gorged, the son asks, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them when we first saw them?"
"Because they taste better without all the poop inside."
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