4:00 p.m. A mysterious voice comes over the P.A. welcoming us aboard. It's not God, but the Attendant. Attendant has only two Commandments: Thou shalt wear shoes if one wants service, and Thou shalt not smoke. Oh, and no need to pray to Attendant, just push the Call button. Deities should take notice of the high customer satisfaction that comes with this convenience!
This booth-style seating lets you stretch your legs across, pop in a DVD and zzzz...
5:15 ...zzzzhuh? Attendant just announced that 5:15 dinner reservations may report to the Dinner Car. Now, how's that work? We'll try to find our way there on our own, since it's not clear where Attendant is located.
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