Dena found this link which considers your input and then generates radio commercials like:
Say!
It's dog kennel season! And Squalor Kennel is your dog kennel headquarters!
Are you looking for a great deal?
Then call us today at 1-888-SAD-DOGS!
Yes, it's clearance time at Squalor Kennel, where you'll find service second to none.
So for all your dog kennel needs, call us at 1-888-SAD-DOGS!
This offer is going on now, and you won't believe our convenient location!
Yes, you've got us where you want us, because we've got to sell the old inventory before the new models arrive.
So hurry on down to Squalor Kennel, where our employees aren't treated nearly as badly as the state Labor Board would like you to believe and with prices so low, you know we're relying on underage slave labor!
So call now at 1-888-SAD-DOGS. That's Squalor Kennel. 1-888-SAD-DOGS.
And remember our motto, "Caveat Emptor!"
That number once again is 1-888-SAD-DOGS! That's 1-888-SAD-DOGS! 1-888-SAD-DOGS!
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