The Naked Truth

"Why is it so difficult and uncomfortable to be naked? It's because when you have clothes on, you can always make those little adjustments that people love to do. Hitching, straightening, adjusting. You know, you feel like you're getting it together. 'Yeah, pretty good. Feeling good, feeling pretty good.' But when you're naked, it's so final. You're just, 'Well, this is it. There's nothing else I can do.' That's why I like to wear a belt when I'm naked. I feel it gives me something. I'd like to get pockets to hand off the belt. Wouldn't that be the ultimate thing? Picture that. To be naked and still be able to put your hands in your pockets. I think that would really help a lot." -- Jerry Seinfeld