Saturday, May 10, 2008

Shortest Court Case in History

Heard on the radio:

"The suspect pled not guilty to being caught on tape having sex with girls as young as 13 years old..."

Wait, ignore the nature of the crime for a sec. He pled not guilty to being caught on tape?

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please observe as I push play on this VCR. See him? He is on tape. I rest my case."

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