Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Thing That Someone Says About Tim Tebow Infuriates Group Of Other People

Sunday's on-field performance of religious and mostly victorious Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow sparked heated communication between the person who made a post-game comment and the people who disagreed.

The person, who was either a fan, newscaster, relative, disciple, opponent, teammate, writer, team owner, politician, Hall of Famer, neighbor, stalker, movie star, astronaut, Florida University professor, minister, or cartoon character was quick to point out Tebow's unique and somewhat unorthodox gesture, comment, throw, Scripture quote, eye black, rambling run, decision, injury, fortune, skill, leadership, nostrils, beliefs, grade point average, 1st quarter failure, dog, 4th quarter heroics, shampoo, three interceptions or touchdowns.

Once the tweet, story, blog post, interview, YouTube clip or sound bite hit the media, there was an immediate public outcry and threat of further response.

"Yes, we're considering a civil action to sue for slander," confirmed a representative of either the Denver Broncos, NFL commissioner's office, Southern Baptist Church, Touchdowns for Jesus Society, PETA, Screen Actors' Guild, NFL Players' Association, Democratic National Convention, ESPN, NAACP, PBS, Big Brothers/Big Sisters, Refs for Tebow, or the Navy.

Further comment is expected tomorrow, either in reaction to the other group's response, or once Tebow gets out of bed and does something.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I don't care for Tebow. And it's not because he's christian. It's because I feel he is using his christianity to promote and almost even make his name a label.

Nevermind the fact that I couldn't stand him when he played for Urban Meyer at Florida.

But I did appreciate the tears he shed at the end of the SEC game that BAMA won. That was probably the only bit of genuine emotion I've seen from him. Ever.

Ok. Rant over. I feel better.

Of course, this could have triggered a MMBTW (meet me by the water) tebow post, so be on the lookout!