"One of the most popular cosmetic procedures today is the nose job. The technical term for the nose job is rhinoplasty. Rhino? I mean, do we really need to insult the person at this particular moment of their life? They know they have a big nose, that's why they're coming in. Do they really need the abuse of being compared to a rhinoceros on top of everything else?
When someone goes in for a hair transplant, they don't say 'We're going to perform a cueball-ectomy on you, Mr. Johnson. We're going to attempt to remove the skin-hedia of your chrome-domus... these are the technical terms, of course." -- Jerry Seinfeld
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