What Men Want

"Women need to like the job of the guy they're dating. If they don't like the job, they don't like the guy... Men, on the other hand, if they are physically attracted to a woman, are not that concerned with her job. We'll just go, 'Really? Slaughterhouse? Is that where you work? That sounds interesting. So, what do you have, a big cleaver and you just lop their heads right off? That sounds great. Listen, why don't you shower up and we'll get some burgers and catch a movie.'" -- Jerry Seinfeld