The addition of Heather Banks (formerly Holtz) as a Facebook friend has moved me into double digits, prompting speculation that I may be desperate.
Banks, who attended St. Matthew grade school and Driscoll Catholic High School with me for various stretches, had last been in touch with me nearly 20 years ago.
Banks could not be reached for comment.
Officials are skeptical of the "friend" claim's legitimacy, noting that Banks didn't sign my yearbook. In a related study, officials also disputed my diploma.
"To complete four years of high school and have such a blank yearbook is madness," the report's conclusion read.
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