Knifes Job, There

"Every mall has a cutlery store in it. I'm sorry, but this has got to be kind of a scary place to work. They put like a 16-year old girl behind the counter, and all day people are coming in saying things like, 'I need knives. I need more knives. Do you have any bigger knives? I need a big, long, sharp knife. That's what I'm in the market for. I like them really sharp. Do you have one with hooks and ridges on the blade? That's the kind of knife I'm looking for. I need one I can throw, and I need another one I can just hack away with. Do you have anything like that?'" - Seinfeld