Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Big-Ass Toaster



Yep, that's what my Christmas gift from the company is, a wee bit early. Black and Decker, two-slicer with crumb tray, dial heat setting up to level 6. And if I make a grave error, there's a "Cancel" button to spare me from having to scramble to my toolbox and bash away with a hammer.

My affection for dry toast is why I get invited to so many parties, and on a more serious note, why people nominate me to be stranded on a desert island with them so that they get to eat all the rations that actually have flavor.

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