Fashion Shriek

Why is it cool for baseball managers to dress in the uniforms of their players? Maybe because the site of Lou Piniella or Tommy Lasorda in tight-fitting clothes adds subtle comic relief to the day.



I mean, wouldn't you pay an extra couple of bucks for a hoops game if Stan Van Gundy were dressed in a tank top and baggy shorts?



Or John Wooden?



There would be waaaaay fewer swimming and wrestling coaches, I think. Remember Mary Lou Retton's famous gym coach Bela Karolyi?



Oh, my. Take an extra sleeping pill tonight kiddies.