Bromenn Hospital released the birth announcement of an adult male at 9:31 p.m. Friday evening. He was 70 1/4" long and weighed 158 pounds, 3 ounces. A full head of wiry hair caused some discomfort, but the lean build aided in delivery. The child has blue eyes, fair skin, and a wife. Observers struggled to explain how he was born an older brother. The newborn's family also includes ten siblings-in-law, eleven nieces and nephews.
Thanks to the proactive establishment of a Facebook account, dozens of well-wishers shared their happiness at the occasion.
St. Matthew's Catholic elementary school.
Driscoll Catholic High School.
Calvary United Methodist Church.
Illinois State University.
Leadership McLean County.
State Farm Insurance Company.
Pundits predict an extremely fortunate future.
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