Friday, November 30, 2012

The Not-So-Lumberjack

A guy walks into a hardware store and says, "I want a chain saw that will cut down ten trees in an hour."

So the clerk sells him one.

The next day, the customer comes in, upset.

"This chain saw cut down only one little tree in an hour!"

The clerk says, "Let me take a look."

He pulls the starter rope, the saw roars to life, and the customer screams, "What's that noise?"

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