Library Of Weakness

"What's amazing to me about the library is that here's a place where you can go in, you take out any book you want, they just give it to you and say 'Please just bring it back when you're done.' It reminds me of this pathetic friend everybody had when they were a little kid that would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is, it's a government-funded pathetic friend. That's why everybody kind of bullies the library, 'Maybe I'll bring it back on time, maybe I'll bring it back late. What are you gonna do, charge me a nickel? Oooh, I'm so scared.'" - Jerry Seinfeld