Bunch Of Winers

Why do they serve wine at religious functions? I think it's because the only way to get guys comfortable talking about theology is to ply them with liquor. Where did Jesus find his first recruits? Bunch of sailors, sitting on a beach. First miracle? Hanging out by the wine table at a wedding. Parables about wineskins, vineyards. The guy was no dummy. Planning to die after supper? "Waiter, another round for me and the boys... just put it on my tab."