Here's The Hang-Up

"I love my phone machine. I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just go, 'Excuse me, I'm not here right now. If you could just leave a message, I could walk away.' I also have a cordless phone. You get mad at somebody on a real phone, 'You can't talk to me like that!' BANG, it's over. But a cordless phone - 'You can't talk to me like that! All right now, let me just find that little thing to turn this off... Just hang on, I'm hanging up on you.'" -- Seinfeld