And The Commercials Were Even Better

Okay, let me set this up here.

First, find your way to the 2:00 minute mark of this clip and get a sense of Hall of Fame broadcaster Harry Kalas's gravelly voice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j5_pkXq_kc

Next, for your non-football fans, a primer on hard-hitting defensive terror Troy Polamalu of the Pittsburgh Steelers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrfoHUaKUZw

And finally, a splendid Onion article:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/polamaluesque_puppy_dominates