Sunday, May 3, 2009

And He Tells Me His Parents Are Among The Most Wanted In America

From Reader's Digest:

"A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They're appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings. Later, the girl's mom says, 'Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy.' 'Oh, please, Mom!' says the daughter. 'If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?'"

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