Family Picture (Window)

"I am not much for the family gathering. You ever sit there and the conversation's so boring, so dull, you start to fantasize, 'What if I just got up and jumped out that window?' Just crashed right through it. Come back in, there's broken glass, everybody's all upset. 'No, no, I'm all right, I was just a little bored there, I'm fine now, I'm ready to hear a little more about that Hummel collection, Aunt Rose. Let's pick it up right there.'" - Jerry Seinfeld