Old Age, Piece Of Cake

"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' The other thing I'm not looking forward to is when they have to help you with the blow. You know those birthday parties when everyone gathers around behind the old person and blows with them? It's sad because the poeple don't know that they're being helped. They think, 'Hey look, I'm blowing all these candles out. And I'm just inhaling. I'm in good shape. I'm going to live a lot longer." - Jerry Seinfeld