Monday, November 1, 2010

Guy On Billboard Wins Election

The newly elected Illinois governor celebrated the historic victory in typically understated fashion via press release.

"I'd like to thank my campaign committee for waiting until the last possible moment to register my candidacy and to post billboards all around the state, before any of my opponents had time to post negative ads. I'd also like to thank the voters for desponding over the mud slung by the remaining candidates against each other. The mandate is clear. Take care, talk to you in 2016!"

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