Today's high temperature: 37 degrees
Tomorrow: 23 degrees with snow
Monday: 8 degrees with wind
Turn up the thermostat, big guy!
Suppose we can get our hands on a big indoor facility with heat cranked up to 80 degrees... a sunlamp tanning room off to the side for those so inclined... another brightly painted enclosed room with beach sand, chairs and piped-in ocean sounds... a good-sized minimally-chlorinated heated pool with plenty of rafts in another area. Locker room area. Beach towels and soap provided. Brightly lit all-around. All you need to bring is a suit and a taste for beach season. It'd be a nine-month business in this county. The price wouldn't be cheap, but it'd be worth it for summer lovers. Of course my relatives attend free. Where are the venture capitalists to help me crunch the numbers and make this thing happen?
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